Please go away. Sad boy is here.
Aah, it tugs at your heart-strings, doesn't it? Except when I tell you that this was scribbled in biro, writ large, across his bedroom door. Using the biro that he'd been given as a prize for - ahem! - good behaviour at Anchor Boys last Friday. When I got back from work last night, no.3 son was chastened, as well he might have been.
So, who has been watching 'Bad Behaviour' on TV tonight? (UK Channel 4) Docking pocket money is a recommended incentive? Quite agree!