- Cricked my neck on Thursday morning - I've been walking round like the hunchback of Notre Dame ever since. Panadol ACTIFAST is a misnomer - it doesn't relieve the pain of a stiff neck at all, never mind quickly. (How about ActiSlowIfAtAll? Wouldn't sell, would it?)
- Folk having a heated argument in the street at half-past midnight ought to be shot.
- Folk breaking into SuperSpouse's car through the rear passenger window at 2.30 am don't even deserve a quick demise. Luckily for them, they scarpered when I banged on the bedroom window, and it took me five minutes to realise that I could have crept out with a baseball bat to far better effect ...
- SuperSpouse is away to Bothwell to get the window fixed this afternoon. (Look up Glasgow to Bothwell on multimap.com - it's miles, but miles better than waiting until Monday for a local repair.)
Sigh! Now the boys are having a water-fight, which at least gets them outside but doesn't give Pseudo-Supermum very much peace. When do I get these research assignments done?
Don't answer that!