Further web rage!
Just who does "Maria McGinnis" think she is, to be advising me, "Make yuorself more attractive to others". [Yes, she did say "yuorself".] Maria - take a piece of advice from me, now. Make YUORself more attractive to others and go get a life away from sending futile spams to clog up the internet. Or throw YUORself off the nearest high-rise building!
And it gets worse. Later the same day, Lois Roberts tells me summer is almost here, so I must "be raedy", and Cary Allison tells me three times over that I should "Watcht he pounds disappear". AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!