A Tribute to the Bard - the Year of Homecoming (2009)

In accordance with Rabbie’s custom, this song has been penned to a weel-kennt air: John Anderson, my Jo:-

Wan ye were jist a wean, Rab,
Yer’ Mammie didnae ken
That ye her eldest wean, Rab,
Wad be the toast o’ men;
An’ wan ye learned tae count, Rab,
An’ read an’ write an’ spell,
Ah reckon she’d hae nodded, lad,
And said ye’d done richt well.

There are 3 more verses. You'll have to ask me for them, though. (Intellectual property, ye ken!)