Friday night - online shopping night. What a bore! I lost the first multishopper list by somehow closing the window while others were open, and had to start over again. Hmph. (And of course, online shopping doesn't count, because no time or effort goes into planning and buying enough groceries for five people for a week!)
Meanwhile the dishwasher chunters, SuperSpouse having filled it earlier. And the washing machine churns - no, don't let it be said that I had anything to do with it - it's running itself, having sorted the washing beforehand. Naturally it will empty itself and hang up the washing on the pulley afterwards, proving SuperSpouse right yet again. The washing machine does the washing, and I don't.
Will the iron do the ironing without human intervention as well? Truly, we have the sorcerer's apprentice here under my roof.