Being in possession of all these qualifications does not, apparently, render me capable of getting ink stains out of undergraduate chinos - even with ink stain remover. Nor can I remove in-ground Cambridge mud from the seat and ankles of same. I've scrubbed, scrubbed and scrubbed again. (Does that make me a little scrubber? No, don't answer that.)
AND the oven wasn't hot enough to make the beef casserole tender, though it was certainly in long enough.
Washing: 20% success. That's a fail.
Cooking: 30% success. Still a fail.
Fox deterrent applied in garden - results pending.
Simnel cake baking - results pending.
Not Really My Day. Though the congregation sang with gusto and liked my communion music, so that at least scored!