"Step we gaily on we go - heel for heel and toe for toe"
Q: How do you play the organ with a possibly-fractured toe?
Q: How does a possibly-fractured toe help weight-loss?
A: You should see me hop on the scales.
Q: How does a possibly-fractured toe improve your Sunday-best shoe-style?
A: It doesn't. They're lucky I won't be wearing slippers!
Mairi's Wedding - lyrics.