Monday, August 12, 2013

There Will Be Hell to Pay for This!

Aids for the Elderly and Overweight?

'Someone' kindly left this sales catalogue on my desk at home.  You don't think - surely not! - they would have been so unkind as to have meant me to find this helpful garment:-

Well, all I can say to THAT suggestion is this, accompanied by a big raspberry.  Page 22 - it maybe wouldn't be big enough! Excuse me - I'm off to the swimming pool, where I propose to swim until I positively shrink. 

1 comment:

Felicity from Down Under said...

Surely nobody believes that rubbish? What gets "shrunk" in one area has to bulge out somewhere else. That's just logical. How about Someone develops a less critical attitude?!